Wammered

The past tense of "wammer" which is the act of accidentally slamming one's penis on an object. It can also be thought of as hammering with a wang.

"My dick just wammered my desk and it hurts like hell"

or

"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."

by MC Wammer June 3, 2013

Whammel

English Black Country word for dog.

I'm taking the whammel up the cut. Means I'm taking the dog for a walk along the nearby navigational waterway.

by rimaraf October 7, 2012

whammed

Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.

I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.

by jim_the_shit July 16, 2008

whammers

A massive pair of breasts.

Mate 1: Dude, did you see the whammers on that?

Mate 2: No mate, gutted.

Mate 1: nods to himself knowing he is the lucky one

by Chump Change October 13, 2005

wammers

A subtle interjection, typically used by a third person, after someone has received an insult or made a mistake. Can also be used as a term used to describe any situation perceived to be funny at the expense of someone else.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Yo man how did you do on that exam today?
Dude 2: There was an exam today?
Dude 3: Ha. Wammers.

Example 2:

Dude 1: I just got head from that hot blonde Erica.
Dude 2: Dude WTF that's my sister.
Dude 3: Wammers.

by wammsteinrosenkatzberg May 17, 2010

whammerz

An insult that wins the whole argument. Only certified legends can use this word, if anyone else does it will be deemed as racially offensive. However, it can be used in any terms like

"Your whammerz" "She got some whammerz back" so this word doesn't have a full definition.

by M2Trappy123Op January 21, 2023

Whamper

When you realize you are crying and laughing at the same time.

I was Whampering to avoid embarrassment from my half-hearted friends.

by Katz #2DsLeftHand January 5, 2018