Wettie

A wettie is short for having a wet dream
Mizzy: Rah I’m pissed off uno, I woke up with a wettie this morning

My bredrin: Say mums? I had one yesterday that’s mad you had one the day after, and yh they’re jarring
by Mizzy_CGK July 06, 2020
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Wetty

When someone throws a little temper tantrum.
Often accompanied by the voice entering a higher vocal register than usual and occassionaly with tears.
A person having a wetty: "oh no it's so unfair, I hate you all, I just want a milkshake is that too much too ask?!?!"
by jarry999 June 10, 2013
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Local: Dude aren't you cold?
Surfer: Naww i have my Wetty on so its fine
by Ajaxs April 23, 2007
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Wettied

South Africa slang for getting drunk... Intensive form is para-wettied. Can also be spelt wettyed (para-wettyed). An alcholic drink is described as a Wetty, and it can also be used to describe the act of drinking.
"I'm getting parawettied tonight!"
"Lets go get a wetty?"
"Have you got a wetty?"
"Did you get wettied?"
"Dylan was parawettied last night!"
by sadunpererarules January 30, 2010
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Wetty

A person who likes looking at their reflection, having overly involved friendships with the opposite sex and being a general moist bastard. May be found fake tanning, doing their hair or talking about feelings.
Pete: 'She's a really handsome girl I'd love to have a spoon, cuddle and movie night'

Tom: 'You're such a fucking wetty'
by Usain Lloyd September 17, 2014
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Man, this spliff is wetty!
by chungusfuckhead October 30, 2018
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wettie

decription of someone as 'wet' as in feable, retarded etc. common insult.
'omg, you're such a wettie'
by Babe123 February 20, 2009
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