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Boobs that point/droop east and west rather than forward, in somewhat of a manboobyish manner.

Teri Hatcher has easty-westies, while Uma Turman's scale somewhere near the easty-westie end of the spectrum.
"Say now, that girl's rack looks rather like a pair of big manboobs... they are such easty-westies."

by Ayeet Puupanpi III March 31, 2006
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