Weenie Lick Job

The act of getting ones weenie licked by another individual.

Person one: Yo I heard Terry got his weenie licked by Julia last night!

Person two: You mean he got a Weenie Lick Job?? Wow! I'm so proud of him, the classic wlj!

by orgocuck32 May 7, 2019

weenie tickle

That strange tickling or "fizzy" feeling males experience in their penis while riding roller coasters or going over undulations in bumpy roads. Occurs during brief periods of weightlessness.

Whoa! That railroad crossing just gave me some major weenie tickle!

by theycallmebfp March 6, 2017

weight weenie

Road Bicycle enthusiast who becomes obsessed with subtracting weight from his bicycle at all costs, including overriding safety concerns and practicality. A Weight Weenie will always replace a 100 gram component with a 99 gram component regardless of all other factors, including cost, durability, and overall design and functionality. Materials that are commonly used in the pursuit of lightness include: aluminum, carbon fiber, composites, and titanium.

Your bike weighs only 8 pounds, you must be a total Weight Weenie !

by Titanium Frame Builder November 14, 2007

Super Duper Weenie Effect

When someone is the only person in a group to have done a certain thing, so they over hype it to make it seem like the best thing in the world.

Jack went to a hotdog stand and has been talking about it for 5 days since, talk about a Super Duper Weenie Effect.

Steve said that girl he got with was way hotter than she really was, holy SDWE.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 23, 2019

Weinerham

A pair of shoobs that are completely in love eith eachother, but won't admit it.

Flute-girl: Ugh, Randy and Howard are so annoying. Just date already.
Bucky: Yeah, they're weinerhams.

by Shoobs101 March 1, 2014

Anthony Weiner

Any 45+ married creep who likes to strip naked and send pictures of his weener to teenage college girls.

Girl 1: Wow, who's picture is that? (pointing at her friend's email).
Girl 2: Some Anthony Weiner keeps sending me naked pictures of himself.
Girl 2: Gross!

by zombiegirl88 December 10, 2011

weiner towel

The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.

Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.

by txoyster May 15, 2010