horny weasel

that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning

horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”

by ifai June 19, 2021

van weasel

A van weasel is the passenger who sits next to the driver in a van or lorry and does all the menial tasks for the driver.

Oi Van Weasel go and pick us up a copy of The Sport.

by bcoops October 15, 2006

The Cleveland Weaver

The act (during sexual intimacy) of shaving your partner's pubic region. One then takes the pubic hair recently removed and weaves a basket. Once basket is completed the "weaver" (the one performing the act) then ejaculates into said basket. Once the weaver is spent and expelled of all ejaculate, he then proceeds to pour the warm ejaculate over the head of the "weavee" (the receiver of said act). After the basket is completely empty the weaver then punches the weavee in the face to complete "The Cleveland Weaver".

Guy #1 - "What do you want to do tonight?"

Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"

Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"

by AugmentedMirage April 29, 2013

shit weasel

(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.

She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.

by The Empress 3 November 6, 2010

squishy weasel

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.

She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.

by ozzydog July 2, 2008

burns my weave

Makes me super duper angry to the point of unfriending your ass.

Logan Burns My Weave when he be blowin up my Facebook page.

by GWIZ December 27, 2013

Tumble Weave

Noun. A chunk of weave found laying on the ground, possibly torn out during a fight or perhaps just pulled out and left by a lazy bag. Synthetic (sometimes real) ball of human hair.

"Beware the rolling tumble weaves."

by SuperDuckyWho June 3, 2013