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wankspanner 

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.
Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!
wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006

wanksponge 

A sponge one keeps by his bedside to wank upon so as not to cause a mess.
Tim: "Hey derek, look at my bloody wanksponge!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly"
wanksponge by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

wankpoom 

to wank the poom. ask AyePat and Camin.
let's drop out and open a wankpoom school.
wankpoom by ravkes January 5, 2008

wankopolitan 

wankopolitan is a retard who gives noddy like lurkz
omg look it’s lurkz the wankopolitan
wankopolitan by lookatthatwall December 21, 2022

Wankypokey 

The act whereby indviduals will engage in a number of physical and sexual acts together and which ultimately leads to intercourse.
The girl met the boy in the club and decided to take him home for a bit of wankypokey.
Wankypokey by EvaSims January 4, 2012

wankspanner 

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).
jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(
wankspanner by skalla grim July 29, 2006