by james March 30, 2005
Get the winkless mug.A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.
UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.
by Titwanker May 22, 2004
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Gaining sexual pleasure from tricking someone into searching for a fictional term for an unspecified sexual act.
"Next you'll be saying you did a double smurf cannon last night."
"What's that?"
"Never heard of double smurf cannon?"
"No"
"Don't Google that"
They then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn't find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.
"What's that?"
"Never heard of double smurf cannon?"
"No"
"Don't Google that"
They then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn't find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.
by vego August 10, 2012
Get the wanlessing mug.A term used for children affectionately. Kiddie winkles is like saying the Apple of my eye or the joy of my heart.
I love my little kiddie winkles. I would not be without them. My kiddie winkles are the Apple of my eye and joy of my heart.
by Christi-fly January 30, 2018
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"You are such a wankleberry"
"You see that guy there yeah, he is a right wankleberry, i mean, look at those berrys!"
F: What you doing with that picture
P: Nothing.
F: Are you looking at porn?
P: Erm... Yeah
F: Oooooh let me have a look! *snatches off*
P: NOOO!
F: Oh.., DUDE ?! You are SUCH a wankleberry *walks off*
"You see that guy there yeah, he is a right wankleberry, i mean, look at those berrys!"
F: What you doing with that picture
P: Nothing.
F: Are you looking at porn?
P: Erm... Yeah
F: Oooooh let me have a look! *snatches off*
P: NOOO!
F: Oh.., DUDE ?! You are SUCH a wankleberry *walks off*
by rigalish December 16, 2010
Get the wankleberry mug.After 5 years spent in the army Joe suffered from severe wrankles that required reconstructive surgery; unofficial sources have stated that Obama has been trying to include the reimbursement of wrankles laser treatment in his health care reform bill.
by samuel johnson II April 6, 2010
Get the wrankles mug.shkuuping the winkle, if you know what i mean................
by lily sparks April 27, 2022
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