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Chronic virginitis

The condition of being so beta that even when a women wants to have sex with you, you find a way to ruin it.
Yet again another anime protagonist who suffers from Chronic Virginitis.
by alaric11 January 26, 2018
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Vigilantism

What happens when "Innocent Until Proven Guilty" is completely ignored and being declared guilty by the Court of Public Opinion reaches its logical conclusion.
All of Bob's peers are convinced that he's the one who stole Alice's car, even though he was legally declared innocent due to lack of evidence to prove it. So they all resorted to Vigilantism and piled on him like vultures.
by BlueDragon992 April 15, 2018
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Vaginitis

When a person breaks out in Sores that look like vaginas, they get more numerous until that person becomes just one big giant pussy.

Generally caught when a man acts so much like a pussy it causes him to catch the infections.
Dude, if he doesn't want to go one that Roller coaster he must have Vaginitis
by Southparkiscool August 26, 2009
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vaginalitis

1.) The illness of acting like a pussy in the instance of fun.
2.) associated with or related to the instance when someone acts scared to perform an act.
3.) the time period during a woman's menstal cycle when she, can't make decision, yells alot, and/or refuses to have sex with her partner.
So, it looks like Brigette is suffering from vaginalitis today, we asked her to go to the Chicas Bonitas stip club and make it rain for Maria my half pregnant friend, but she won't go.

My balls are about to burst, Euclid, my girlfriend has been suffering from vaginalitis for 3 weeks and won't empty my clogged pipe of man-juice.
by Airpace January 16, 2010
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Granular Vaginitis

An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.
Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."
by Currahee00 May 27, 2009
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severe vaginitis

A male who lacks one or more testicles and acts as such.
Wow, did you hear about that Stephen Briggs kid?

No what about him?

Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?

Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.
by who dat kid? September 4, 2010
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vaginitis

1. n. Inflammation of the vagina. Also called colpitis.

2. n. not literally referring to a medical ailment, but rather an attitudinal condition in which one is acting like a vagina: usually refers to men taking on female characteristics such as weakness or symptoms resembling those of female P.M.S.
1. I need to go to the gynecologist to see if I have vaginitis

2. a.

Bruce: Ow! I scraped me knee! Ow ow ow!

Steve: Wow, Bruce... how's the vaginitis treating you?

b. Bruce: Will you MOVE?! I feel bloated!!!

Steve: SOMEONE has a severe case of vaginitis...
by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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