velching

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process

I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.

by Valgar May 5, 2014

Veitching

An act involving kicking a woman in the spine repeatedly until she does not possess the ability to walk anymore. Typically carried out by a man, usually one with a well known public profile and working in the broadcasting industry.

"I'll give ya the Veitching of a lifetime bitch!"
"Look at that chick in the wheelchair, I bet someone gave her a fuckin' good Veitching, what a slut"

by m-tang August 18, 2008

valtcho

To fail at life, or to be a total loser.
If no body likes you, and you're extreamly ugly..
you just might be a Valtcho.

Wow, thats so valtcho of you.

by Chanel Howe June 19, 2008

Veitch

To Veitch someone is to kick or punch them down the stairs, and when they land at the bottom, repeatedly kick them in the spine until you hear several faint cracks, followed be the delicious seeping of marrow. You then wait four to six hours to take the person to hospital, perhaps watching television in the meantime.

Later, you will tearfully apologise on national television and your story will become an inspiration for men everywhere.

1) "I fully gave that bitch a hard Veitching last night."

2) "I Veitched her so hard, she made damn sure not to burn my roast when she came home after the spinal rehab unit."

by Matticakes August 17, 2008

veitched

To be seriously assaulted by a TV personality with short man syndrome, and be paid to keep your mouth shut. Normally performed in New Zealand.

Bro did you hear Lorraine got veitched by Murray?

by Greg0 August 2, 2008

Velachil

Velachil is a thing that you take by disturbing a person many times or by behaving very badly

Velachil edukkaruth ketto

by ZYNOC THUNDER November 25, 2021

Vetchy

someone who needs to stop using the thumbs up emoji. he is really small and needs to stop disappearing. he needs to get a can of man up for himself.

girl1: ew this guy sent me a thumbs up emoji.
girl2: omg its such a Vetchy!

by officialanonsimp101 June 16, 2020