positional variety

versatility in the way something can be placed, which can be applied to almost anything

a.k.a. having many different ways to position something

"step your game up. rock that hat with some positional variety"

"on a scale of 1 - 10, i'd give him a 9.9 in positional variety. we was all over the place!"

by torpedoheat October 8, 2007

sizzurp (Danish Variety)

In Denmark, a package of Fisherman's Friend or similar cough drops are allowed to dissolve in Vodka (flavored varieties are acceptable).
Drunk in shots.
When time is short, the ingredients can be blended to hasten diffusion.
Man that clears the nose.

Sizzurp Shots.

by pokey March 4, 2004

cosmonaut variety hour

The lord of common sense, nerd culture, and putting eccentric fanboys in their place.

That awesome guy gives me a cosmonaut variety hour vibe.

by EXTERIORSHAND February 4, 2020

Variety

A meaningless label that radio stations use to tell their listeners that there's a little bit of rock on the station.

Radio: "We give TRUE variety! And now for Katy Perry's 'Teenage Dream' followed by Nickelback's 'Rockstar'"

by Lucio Soph October 19, 2010

Variety Box

Used to describe a person who has a wide range of ideas on a subject, but chooses to voice funny, extreme, sexual or just plain inappropriate ideas - normally with the intent of being rare (def 3.)

Plural, 'Variety Boxes' used to describe a group of the aforementioned persons.

'Awwww nuts, we missed our train again.'
'We could always fly...'
'For fucks sake Ben, you're such a variety box sometimes...'

'Whos rare (def 3.) idea was it to buy an inflatable sheep for my birthday?'
'All of ours!'
'You're all a bunch of variety boxes, I mean it!'

by Bezzo January 7, 2008

the steezy face of variety

A person who thinks they have a varient in their personality and who can be very vein at times.

'Hey it's the steezy face of variety' common talk between two cool boys in my school

by Hannah Ebbington June 24, 2006

NSV (Non Swimming Variety)

In the vernacular, a term used to describe various ethnic groups who regularly book snorkeling trips when they can't even swim. Said groups subsequently spend the entire trip sea sick and do not tip at the end of the trip.

NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: We should go snorkeling!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 2: Dude, we can't even swim!
NSV (Non Swimming Variety) 1: So! We are on vacation, what is the worst thing that can happen!

by Mr. Stu Pididiot February 7, 2013