The doctor is going to vasectomate me.
by BigMcBrad July 22, 2009
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my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.
by mark101 June 12, 2008
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OK,now how were going to do this is we are going to take this 24 gage over here,load it with bird-shot,hold it to your sack and pull the trigger. And thats a hillbilly vasectomy
by hydralisk January 4, 2011
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This action occurs when a poor male is too financially unstable get a vasectomy, and as an alternative they take a powerful object (i.e a sledgehammer) and strike upon their testicles. The result is no more child support bills and legitimate balls.
My man Deandre is already paying $20,000 per year in child support for sketchy hookers so when we were about to fuck he gave himself a ghetto vasectomy. Instead of fucking we ended up in the emergency room.
by YourMom68+1 December 22, 2013
Get the ghetto vasectomy mug.The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.
"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."
by goatfetus June 23, 2023
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Janet: So John won't be back from his trip for another two weeks?
Amanda: Yeah, we're going through a vasextomy right now
Janet: 🍑
Janet: So John won't be back from his trip for another two weeks?
Amanda: Yeah, we're going through a vasextomy right now
Janet: 🍑
by Manda+JaMiS January 11, 2017
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