Vaginosaurus Rex

When someone is being a real tool, call them a vaginosarus rex. Which basically means you are a dinosaur's vagina. Best used on your aunt who won't go to dinner with you.

Cindy was being such a vaginosaurus rex because she didn't want to go out like the rest of us.

by Painting Jokester March 4, 2010

vaginocracy

A workplace, or any large group, consisting entirely of women.

"Poor Bob. I mean, his new job pays well but he works in an utter vaginocracy."

by Urban Dictionary May 24, 2005

vaginology

Vaginology is the science of the vagina from vagin- vagina and ology- science.

It originated when Vaginologists Gilberto and Charlie Herrera of Houston city devoted their lives to the study of vagina during the early 21st century.

Gilberto Herrera earned a Ph.D. in vaginology from University of W. In 2010.

by C. McDad April 7, 2016

sandy vaginosis

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

Vaginomancy

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.

Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.

by flumpis October 16, 2006

vaginourmous

expansive, vast, large beyond belief.

ginourmous, with undertones alluding to the largest vadge you have ever seen.

OMG, his effing ego is vaginourmous.

by BRooski August 4, 2009

vaginophone

A person who speaks the language of the vagina.

Rosie O'Donnell is a vaginophone.
Tom Cruise claims he's a vaginophone.

by kronix September 25, 2007