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vaginologist 

Person who has devoted at least 10,000 hours to the study of the human vagina.

The word was coined by Paul Martin of Salt Lake City , Utah after 47 years of extensive study and research and he remains the only certified vaginologist in the world.
Persons with extensive knowledge of the vagina may become a vaginologist by being certified by the originator Paul Martin of Salt Lake City, Utah.
vaginologist by Martinizing2 February 13, 2013

Vaginacology

The unofficial, non-scientific study of the female vagina where males assume to know what a woman's vagina will look, smell, or taste like without prior intimate knowledge.

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vaginacologist, someone who believes themselves studied in vaginacology.
I know my vaginacology, that chick shaves it bald.
Vaginacology by ReverendBob June 10, 2009

Vagology 

(n) The study of the vagina. Vagologists (those who study the vagina) seek to understand the physical nature of the human female's reproductive anatomy. In addition to the biological nature, through experimentation, vagologists apply vagosophical theories of the female orgasm in an experimental environment. Through centuries of research that has predated the modern scientific method, vagologists possess contradicting opinions about the force and drive behind the human female orgasm.
I almost got an F in vagology, I just couldn't understand the clitoris.

The vagology assignment today will be given orally.

When practicing vagology, it's best to take a hands-on approach using very specific tools and implements (such as the vibrating rabbit).
Vagology by Ramshockley July 25, 2010

vagineology

1. Pussy pedigree;
2. The history of where one's vagina has been.
I'm not hitting that, have you heard that bitch's vagineology . . . she's a cumdumpster.
vagineology by HDL Joint July 29, 2008

Vagitologist 

1. Any man, by sheer sexual experience alone, believes he knows more about a women's vagina than she does.
2. An unlicensed professional of women's anatomy.
1. All men aspire to be vagitologists!
2. John thinks just because he's slept around he is an honorary vagitologist.
Vagitologist by Isurus25 June 21, 2010

Vaginomony 

The money you pay after a divorce for a vagina that you no longer have. Varient of Alimony
Why should a guy get married and risk paying vaginomony
Vaginomony by kendvp December 4, 2004
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