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Oral Vaginosis 

A build up of vaginal fluids that forms a lining in the mouth after licking a girl's lady parts for a long period of time. This will only happen if you perform cunnilingus at night, and then neglect to brush your teeth before bed. Thus, resulting in you waking up the next morning with symptoms of Oral Vaginosis.
Guy 1- I ate Beca out last night and now there's weird shit in my mouth!
Guy 2- Ha! You have Oral Vaginosis!!
Oral Vaginosis by emailman August 12, 2013
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vaginosis 

A mental disorder that causes some men to act as if they had a vagina. Its symptoms are inability to step up, constant whining, and an inability to join certain baseball leagues.
Michael would not stop complaining about his phone because of his severe vaginosis.
vaginosis by a money 223 January 19, 2010

vagatosis 

Vagatosis - Like halitosis - bad breath
vagatosis by TRexy November 29, 2013

Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.
Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis
Bacterial vaginosis by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019

Vagitosis 

When someone is such a pussy that they wreak of it.
When Ricky was dared to press a ham at the Hawaiian Tropic's girls tour bus and declined, I knew he had vagitosis.
Vagitosis by shellhunter December 11, 2011

Vagitosis 

A vaginal condition emphasizing an unusually fetid, malodorous, and heavily offensive smell.
We could smell Katie's kootch before she turned the corner. She has a ripe case of vagitosis strong enough to knock out a linebacker.
Vagitosis by Gapingredgroovie January 8, 2009