Vaginamites

1. Sorta like lice but in vagina pubes.

1. I heard that bitch had vaginamites so she finaly shaved her pussy.

by cass-uhh-cunt April 28, 2008

Vaginacitis

vag-uh-nuh-si-tus

A condition caused by being punched in the vagina.
Symptoms occur very quickly after a swift punch to the vaginal area, also known as the pubic region. Symptoms include but are not limited to: a painful vagina, creepy behavior, pouty attitudes, and the sudden desire to eat.

"She's probably so grouchy because she has vaginacitis..."

-(swift punch to vagina)
-"Are you going to eat that?"

by Banat November 3, 2007

Vaginaitis

1.) Someone (usually male) who has a fear of pussy. Or it could be referring to a gay person.
2.) Another name for a yeast infection or any other type of vagina infections.

1.) Johnny would even pussy out when he sees a girl in a thong.
2.) For the past few week, my wife has been using douche bags everyday because her ghonochologist(dont know how to spell it...) said that she had a severe case of vaginaitis.

by T-Rizz55 October 19, 2008

Cockus Vaginitus

A rather terrifying disease in which a vagina begins to grow on the underside of a man's penis. The starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere "cut" on the penis. The second stage is the formation of a clitoris directly above the said "cut." The third stage is the actual formation of the "lips" of the "Cockus Vaginitus." At which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. The final stage is the actual formation of a full female vagina, but on the underside of the male's penis. This is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual Cockus Vaginitus being capable for sexual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.

"Hey, Jerry! What're your plans after work today?"

"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."

"Ew, gross! Why?"

"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."

"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."

by Jason Hauffman July 28, 2012

vaginanitis

a disease where your nuts shrink and turn into a vagina

Guy 1:Dude wheres jim at?
Guy 2:He's at home with a bad case of vaginanitis.

by Big Johnny G October 30, 2007

Vaginatots

When you stick a tatertot inside a vagina and suck it out. Only really Kinky couples do it

Damnnn.. me and my girlfriend had the best fuckin time ever we made vaginatots.

by RollingAllNiteAndEveryDay July 6, 2010

vaginacious

good; really good; tight; sweet; dank; good like sweet flower blossom aromas, sunshine, wine, weed; as good as, or almost as good as, having sex with some fresh tang; a girlfriend who is fine and not a pussy-pedestaling-bitch can be said to be vaginacious

hey what's that musky smell?
yo, it's this vaginacious bud i just picked up.
mmmmmm... so dank you can smell it through the bag.
yea let's smoke some.

babe you blew my mind with your thundercock this morning....i have been floating in a vaginacious glow all day

how is your garden doing?

my tomatoes and sunflowers are vaginacious!

that was the most vaginacious sex ever last night- my pussy was so tight from yoga all this week!
i'll say honey! what postures have you been doing?

he gave the most vaginacious head last night!

dude their new album is so vaginacious it fucking blew my mind

by LemursLoveFlowers November 25, 2011