crunk unit

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

by IH8XC November 1, 2005

United Airlines

The best Airline if you want to get thrown off for no reason.

Man, did you see that doctor get thrown off of a United Airlines flight for no reason?

by BoredomIsReal April 10, 2017

United States Marine Corps

10 November 1775: I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea’s ass at 300 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for, the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I’m a grunt. I’m the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a bitch that’s kept wolf away from the door for over 235 years. I’m a United States marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the shit out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God.

Simper Fidelis

The United States Marine Corps is the best in world, Oorah!

by 1stMarDiv January 19, 2011

Me-Unit

An urban slant on the concept of the one man wolf pack, but more indicative of wifelessness. When a man is a Me-Unit, he has clarity of values, purpose, and direction, because nobody in his life has the standing to convolute those things for him.

For a certain type of alpha dog, being a Me-Unit is the only situation where the world is right.

Married guy: "My wife was giving me shit, because she wants to go on vacation, and I told her it was more important to fund our IRA."

Me-Unit: "Sucks, bro. I don't have those problems, because I'm a Me-Unit."

by RealTMFB February 11, 2010

Shrek (unit of time)

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.

Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

United Statian

A United Statian (or simply Statian) is a person from the United States of America, since the term American refers to any person in the western hemisphere.

As the example above points out, if there was a country in Africa called "United States of Africa" then anyone from Africa would be an African not just people from that country.

Here is also another example; people from the United Arab Emirates are called "Emiratis" why aren't they called "Arabs" if they have the term Arab in their name? simply, because it overlaps with the other Arabs, in the same way the term American only to refer to US citizens overlaps with all the other Americans.

The United Statian (State-ian) government has declared war on Iraq.

Statians are among the friendliest people in the world.

by Corregidor June 17, 2008

dead hooker unit

The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.

A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?

by BrockLi August 24, 2006