underwater seaweed

Pubes growing inside the vagina

Damn! Cassidy has insane underwater seaweed!

by Clouds_4_lyfe February 14, 2018

Undercut

A strategic move in racing to get past the car in front without actually overtaking it on track. The car behind will pit earlier, do a quick lap on fresh tyres and come out in front once the other car has pitted.

Commentator: 'Red Bull are pitting this lap, they might be trying to get the undercut on the Mercedes.'

by James Vowles May 13, 2021

underwatet

Synonym for flooded.

That house sure is underwatet (that's what I told my friend when his house got flooded)!

by Underwatet123 December 10, 2022

underwater porcelain technician

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)

JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.

by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008

Underwater Trumpet

A sexual maneuver in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and farts either at the same time or immediately thereafter ejaculation, but before withdrawing.

"He just gave me an underwater trumpet. It was vile."

by nayqueenie May 13, 2010

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.

Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.

by whOOpshT July 12, 2011

underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010