Definitions by nayqueenie

canispectrologist 

One who studies puppies and rainbows, usually as a last resort when one has failed in the study of dull subjects, such as law, medicine or business.

Law school is just so terrible, I think I'm going to become a canispectrologist.

canispectrologist by nayqueenie August 31, 2010

Underwater Trumpet 

A sexual maneuver in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and farts either at the same time or immediately thereafter ejaculation, but before withdrawing.

"He just gave me an underwater trumpet. It was vile."

Underwater Trumpet by nayqueenie May 13, 2010