unboxing

Usually gay slang for anal intercourse, but may also include heterosexual anal intercourse. The rectum being the "box" mentioned and the speaker being the receiver of said intercouse. See pegging.

A: Yo Mike I just did an unboxing with Tracy
M: Your girlfriend? Did she use a strap-on or something?
A: It was so fucking hot bro, you should try it with your boyfriend

by igbaf February 18, 2024

Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics is a YouTuber who makes 24/7 Livestreams, Statistic Videos, and Minecraft Shorts.

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Statistics and Subscriber Count Live streams. That’s Unboxing Statistics.

by Unboxing Statistics July 25, 2022

unbox the couch

Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.

Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.

Dude, that curry did a number on me. Excuse me while I go unbox the couch.

by jefficient September 7, 2013