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The Unborn

Currently a contender for worst film of 2009. Much like One Missed Call before it, it's a mediocre PG-13 horror movie that was panned by critics.

Some actually argue that it's original, when in fact The Unborn rips off from everything. It rips off from The Ring, it rips off from The Grudge, it rips off from The Shining, it rips off from Halloween, it rips off from Exorcism of Emily Rose, it rips off from Silent Hill, it rips off from Jacob's Ladder, even manages to rip off from Invasion of the Body-Snatchers and Freddy vs. Jason.

The marketing wasn't exactly creative as hell either. They showed the female lead in transparent panties with a creepy ghost kid in the background on the cover and that was it. That's really all they used to market it.

Of course Gary Oldman was great in it, that's why it was tragic to see him wasting his amazing talent in such a thing.
Person 1: If you didn't like The Unborn, then you're the reason we keep having remakes of horror movies and horror sequels. U just dunt like original things!

Person 2: How is The Unborn "original"? Ir rips off from everything.

Person 1: ITS TOTALLY ORIGINAL GO WATCH THE SAW SEQUELS OR SOMETHING

Person 2: Hell, at least the Saw sequels don't rip off from everything and dumb it down to PG-13 standards while showing the female lead in panties just to sell it...
by WhoAreYouThatsMoretothePoint October 16, 2009
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The Internet trend of showing photos or video from the unpacking of a retail box of some desirable product, such as the latest laptop or portable music player.
Did you see the unboxing of the new super-thin laptop?
by 2GooD February 1, 2008
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A nerd's version of peeling off a girl's panties for the first time.
Poor Billy nearly jizzed his pants on live camera while unboxing his new phone!
by CSSO August 19, 2009
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Unboxing

-Eliminating your chances of ever touching a female by reviewing cheap consumer crap on youtube.

-Posting online as an expert on items that have no lasting value whilst serving as a distraction, to you alone, as you get no tail.
-A process by which nature protects us from the potential offspring of droves of amusingly self important web personalities and pseudo experts.
Wow, nice unboxing. You just c-blocked yourself for a good year. Next time, try reviewing a fleshlight. It will come in handy.
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The act of not being able to attain a boner
(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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my card declined so he gave me an Unbortion
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If you're an uptight sort of person that needs an excuse to let loose a little and be a bit extroverted and have fun in a way that would normally embarrass you .. you need to "unbottle yourself".

Carlsberg has just laid claim to this term with their app campaign suggesting people "unbottle" themselves. It's targeted at Swede's in particular, being that they're uber conservative - trying to find the most 'courageous person' in Sweden.
at a karaoke bar with your mates - "Jimmy, you've got no balls, unbottle yourself and dedicate the next song to that hot blonde over there!"

at the work party, watching a colleague dance with an imaginary person on the dancefloor - "someones unbottled themselves .."
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