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A nerd's version of peeling off a girl's panties for the first time.
Poor Billy nearly jizzed his pants on live camera while unboxing his new phone!
unboxing by CSSO August 19, 2009
-Eliminating your chances of ever touching a female by reviewing cheap consumer crap on youtube.

-Posting online as an expert on items that have no lasting value whilst serving as a distraction, to you alone, as you get no tail.
-A process by which nature protects us from the potential offspring of droves of amusingly self important web personalities and pseudo experts.
Wow, nice unboxing. You just c-blocked yourself for a good year. Next time, try reviewing a fleshlight. It will come in handy.
Unboxing by wh1dee February 12, 2010
when you smoke weed in an enclosed area like a car or small room with the cracks in the door plugged the smoke gets trapped in and you continue to breath in the smoke its called hot boxing, unboxing is opening the door and letting the smoke out
blunts kicked? time to unbox!
unboxing can wait. i wanna get higher.
unboxing by stoner131 February 14, 2012
The same as devirgination or defloration.
Sam did Sally unboxing.
Unboxing by jumbonium October 6, 2018
Usually gay slang for anal intercourse, but may also include heterosexual anal intercourse. The rectum being the "box" mentioned and the speaker being the receiver of said intercouse. See pegging.
A: Yo Mike I just did an unboxing with Tracy
M: Your girlfriend? Did she use a strap-on or something?
A: It was so fucking hot bro, you should try it with your boyfriend
unboxing by igbaf February 18, 2024
Slang for "open," specifically in reference to cardboard packaging, cupboards, or wardrobes. It often conveys the act of revealing the contents inside a package or storage space.
I can’t wait unboxing my new shoes from the delivery; the package just arrived!
unboxing by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025