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twobird

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.
Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."
Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."
by TimGraham November 6, 2008
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twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.
When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013
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Teve Torbes

In a very funny SNL skit, Steve Forbes (played by himself) is alleged by a news anchor to have been the author of yet another anonymous book on Washington Politics. With great hilarity, Steve Forbes denies having written the book, even though one quote from the book says, "Teve Torbes definately has is going on!".
In common parlance, one might say, "Man, I know it was you Teve Torbes", alluding to the skit and pointing out the obvious truth that it was the man in question though he denies it, perhaps comically.
by Jack P. Jones September 30, 2006
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Thorbain

This term is often used when people are drunk and watching porn, mainly used to describe a 'throbbing vein' also when people (not necessary drunk) wish to make reference to their hard penise.
Man you should see my thorbain right now
by ColinJL June 15, 2011
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tworld

Have a great weekend tworld!
by HeatherBee November 20, 2009
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Twombly

To deliberately push yourself beyond the barriers of control in order to gain experience.
He ate a quarter of mushrooms, nearly passed out as we all stared at him, drank a margarita, rallied and ended up talking to the entire pool party in Vegas. Said he would've done more if he had them. Now that's a Twombly.
by THE DENNIS SYSTEM May 10, 2017
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twort

Ryan is such a twort
by Ughmup December 7, 2019
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