twobird

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate (poop) and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."
Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

by Tim Graham September 23, 2008

twobird

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."
Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

by TimGraham November 6, 2008

ten to two bird

Youve gone out clubbing but havent pulled. Its now 10 to 2, you only have 10 minutes to get lucky.. The fat and ugly women you ignored earlier now seem a far more attractive proposition.

Jon hadnt pulled anything all night, the last resort was the 10 to 2 birds.

by spikeyperson September 15, 2005

ten to two bird

your in a nightclub. it's ten to two. You have no bird. Anything will do. even gingers

babs at a nightclub at ten to two. Using the line 'it's too easy'.

by youdontknowme December 2, 2004

The Two-Bird Trap

A sexual maneuver where Partner A straddles Partner B in riding the cock while simultaneously using a dildo to penetrate Partner B from behind. It’s called that because both parties are getting stuffed at the same time.

I sat back into the Reverse Cowgirl position, the angle giving me total control. I sank down onto the shaft, feeling the fullness in my center as I began to grind and ride. While I moved forward, I guided a dildo backward, plunging it deep into the versatile partner. They were a pansexual lover who thrived on being used, their eagerness evident as they took the double stuffing. We were locked together in the Two-Bird Trap, both of us stuffed and connected, overwhelmed by the sensation of being filled from both ends.

by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson March 7, 2026