twitter

A microblogging site used by over-sharers and narcissists.
Example: "OMG i jus ate teh best sandwitch" (this is about how much typing one "tweet" consists of). How much would most people care? Not one bit. Unless you are a celebrity. Despite all that, Twitter is extremely useful for your favorite bands and organizations to utilize.

Good and bad ways to use Twitter.

Bad - "OMFG dis ashole jus cut me off 4 no reson!!! red camerow evry1 kil kil killl!!!"
See tweeler.

Good - "The DMV will be closed today due to lack of funding. Consequently, all appointments have been canceled. Have a wait-less, misery free day!"

by SamSchlong October 20, 2009

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The area betwixed a lady's twat and shitter

by Carlos Valeramma (Dan) September 25, 2003

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A dumbass platform used by "Generation Z" children who are dumb and stupid. They don't even like their parents or Jesus anymore, and inSTEAD love the x box. Fuck these children nowadays.

All these bitchass whorgs use Twitter nowadays, instead of going to CHUCH.

by Beeco the Borppo December 18, 2018

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a place where a bunch of 14 year old kpop fanboys fight and start world war 3.
Also a bunch of autistic people cancelling eachother like thats gonna do something, wait... it does? The person who gets cancelled is actually listening to those 14 year old kpop fans? What? the fuck?

Oh my god jessica jungkook is the best kpop star!
What, no! Yohan is better
Thats it, im cancelling you on twitter for having an opinion.

by hylrixe June 16, 2021

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