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A website that, for some reason. Has users that act racist, and then call the people who question them racists themselves.
I hate Twitter. Its just a cesspool of idiots.

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A type of venom that humans evolved in 2006. It only effects those who also evolved Twitter. Those who use this venom are very anti-social and the venom has the added effect of "cancelling" others of higher social status. When one uses twitter they begin to become irritable and irrational. One sentence can lead to the entire horde using the venom to try to defame them. This has led many to commit self cancelation which the bullies then mourn about or encourage.
Person 1: What happened to Mike?

Person 2: He got twittered

Person 1: Sad

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A site that makes stalking effortless.
When checking twitter, i noticed that Cindy tweeted from her iPhone that she was shopping at Victoria's Secret. I think i'm going to go to the mall now. Maybe I can sneak a peek of her in the changing room.
Twitter by enisainwonderland April 28, 2009

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im going to go on twitter to see what joe jonas is up to. then i can tweet to him my thoughts. hopefully he'll read it.

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Some random person: I love Twitter, you should join, too!
Me: Fuck no, I ain't joining that rotten, headache-inducing, utter shithole.
Twitter by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021

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The most succesful unorginized social network in the world.
On Twitter I have to use an @ symbol to tag people, and it takes up part of my text allowance. What the fuck?
Twitter by uggson April 4, 2015
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