twitler

An annoying person who bothers you to watch their tweets on twitter. A conjunction of Twitter and Hitler.

Annoying Twitter Person: "Dude, why aren't you following me on twitter?"
Sane TOTA-like person: "Um, because I have a life? Stop being such a Twitler and just let me go back to my normal Facebook."

by TOTA April 16, 2009

twiddle the twat

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating

Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat

by Skutner July 4, 2009

twiddledick

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

Twitleak

When someone exposes just so much more than you ever wanted to know about them via their whingy Tweets.

Man, did you see redacted's twitleak from last night? Who knew he was such a needy loser!

by Sekimori February 3, 2009

Twittle Berry

An annoying dude who has nothing going on. Usually that annoying friend who you can't get to leave your house and who is always around when you dont want them to be. They are around you so much that they appear to be gay and has a thing for you. Someone who comes over and smells like death took a dump on them and then they rolled around in it, then want to stand over your shoulder.

Someone who is really lame and sucks at life.

That one friend that when you and your girlfriend are having a fight, they say their two cents and it makes the situation worse and then leaves.

A 40 year old man in a late 20's guy who dresses like a 60 year old man and has the common sense of a 15 year old.

I was at the store the other day and I ran into Twittle Berry!

Dude actin like Twittle Berry!

The Twittle Berry Clause

Dude, I call him Twittle Berry cause he's just so lame!

by Capcom The Cloud March 16, 2010

The Twiddler

When you stick two fingers up a girls ass and move them around like you're digging for buried treasure.

"I gave her the twiddler and got poop on my fingers!"

by Big Giant Clams October 18, 2008

ball twiddling

The process in which the balls are being caressed and played with by someone's hands and or fingers. This can be a form of ball juggling as well. Ball twiddling also refers to the action of placing the balls in and around the mouth.

While blowing him, for maximum effect I gave him an epic ball twiddling as well.

by bosswoman December 28, 2014