where did she disappear to she hasn't posted on twitter for days, she usually posts a tweet every freakin hour! She's totally tweetslacking. Yea she is a tweetslacker
by mytomcat June 16, 2010
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The practice of posting multiple tweets in a row on Twitter, usually to express something longer than 140 words.
by spete November 27, 2009
Get the tweetstacking mug.Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.
(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."
"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."
"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."
"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
by rperazag June 18, 2010
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Tweets sent by characters mentioned in The Bible.
Tweets sent by characters mentioned in The Bible.
Top Biblical Tweets:
Ark was already full, so I had to tell the @dragons, @dinosaurs, and @unicorns I´d be "right back to pick them up." #my bad #extinction.
10:55 AM June 28, 6345 BC from Tweet Deck
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Noah
(Alec McNayr and Alan Beard, Top 7 'Historical Tweets' From The Bible)
Ark was already full, so I had to tell the @dragons, @dinosaurs, and @unicorns I´d be "right back to pick them up." #my bad #extinction.
10:55 AM June 28, 6345 BC from Tweet Deck
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Noah
(Alec McNayr and Alan Beard, Top 7 'Historical Tweets' From The Bible)
by rperazag May 25, 2010
Get the Biblical Tweets mug.Tweetums refers to a woman/girl who's acting childish/babylike in order to be seen as cute - often times failing in the matter especially when you're a whale-sized female who looks like she spawned 10 kids already.
It is a sweet endearment with a babylike twist. (Babytalk) Sometimes the batting of eyelashes is included.
Tweetums appears to be nauseatingly cute/insipid.
Tweetums is often used in Filipino context. Commonly, people who are seen to be "tweetums" can and may be pretentious, clingy, attention whores, and just plainly those who think they're cute but they're really not.
It is a sweet endearment with a babylike twist. (Babytalk) Sometimes the batting of eyelashes is included.
Tweetums appears to be nauseatingly cute/insipid.
Tweetums is often used in Filipino context. Commonly, people who are seen to be "tweetums" can and may be pretentious, clingy, attention whores, and just plainly those who think they're cute but they're really not.
by SupermassiveBlackHole October 30, 2014
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1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.
2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.
3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.
4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -
@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)
5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking
1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.
2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.
3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.
4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -
@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)
5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking
Mary: D Mark can you give me a tweetspanking ?
Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.
Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.
Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)
Mary: OOOOOH !
Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.
Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.
Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)
Mary: OOOOOH !
by PlayBoyMan July 24, 2009
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