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tweetstacking 

The practice of posting multiple tweets in a row on Twitter, usually to express something longer than 140 words.
Dan is tweetstacking again. Multiple tweets to say one thing? Seems self-indulgent.
tweetstacking by spete November 27, 2009
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Tweetspanking 

Spanking a User on Twitter via Mobile Phone.

1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.

2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.

3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.

4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -

@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)

5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking
Mary: D Mark can you give me a tweetspanking ?

Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.

Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.

Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)

Mary: OOOOOH !
Tweetspanking by PlayBoyMan July 24, 2009

TweetSlacking 

Failing to post a tweet on twitter for extended period of time
where did she disappear to she hasn't posted on twitter for days, she usually posts a tweet every freakin hour! She's totally tweetslacking. Yea she is a tweetslacker
TweetSlacking by mytomcat June 16, 2010
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