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twatpacker

Dear twatpackers, here's the deal - if you refuse to pay more than $10 for a room don't complain when it's not very nice.
by U8IK December 20, 2009
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twackalacker

It's a tweaker that lacks any brain cells to not do lame fuck off shit, it's bad enough he/she is a tweaker anyway..
The twackalacker will give or come up on anything or anyone to get a sack. Worse then a feind.
by Fuckin PINEAPPLES January 20, 2019
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Thicky Twatknackers

When a stupid idiot mugs you off when they are in the wrong!
Oh, that thicky Twatknackers just cut me up AND gave me the bird.
by Mummysueandfleurytoo May 3, 2016
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twatblock

The act by a FEMALE to prevent a male from talking to a woman, most likely by
1) a friend of the woman the male is persuing
2) a female that likes the male that is clearly interested in the other female

(a FEMALE cockblock)
1)
Female 1 to group of girlfiends - "Like Oh-em-jee! Mary is totally getting hit on by that jerk David! she SO needs a twatblock!

Group of girls - "Like TOTALLY!"
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2)
Male 1- "Damn Mike, you just totally got twatblocked by that chick"
Male 2 - "Yeah shes way under my standards, she just gets mad because I talk to chicks hotter than her."
by Mike Delicious September 6, 2008
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Twatracket

A small Vagina shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes.
Oh no, some prick just turned house on, hand me the Twatracket

I Twatracketed this figalo the other day, you shoulda' seen him cry!
by BOOOTHY July 23, 2009
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twatpacker

An sexually-active heterosexual male. Contrast with fudgepacker.
Shane got off with another bloke? Weird. I'd always had him down as a through-and-through twatpacker.
by The Definitive Definer January 3, 2010
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Twadalacking

A verb for when someone is beyond tweaking. A dummy. An idiot. A weirdo
Tyana: aye look at that crackhead over there they twadalacking
by Drxppywrld999 March 16, 2021
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