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Twank

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An insult when someone is being a dicksucker
My friend Jess made me buy her food, she is such a twank.
by Nel.29 February 3, 2017
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Slang: Twat+Wanker+Asshole=Twankhole
Someone who doesn't use common sense. A person lacking morals and respect for others. A person who has no concept of action and reaction. Someone who takes no accountability for their actions. A bully! One who chooses be a piece of crap. A selfish person who loves to hurt others. A person who is much bigger of an asshole! Past tense proper noun describing the inside and previously unknown part of a Twinkie. LOL

Kudos to Julie Roof for teaching me this word!!
I can't believe that twankhole didn't pay attention to the traffic more than he did his cell phone.

That twankhole has no common sense when it comes to driving, talking and walking!
by Rinne February 11, 2013
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Twanker

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Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.
Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her
by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006
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Curtain Twank

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The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.
Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.
by howlingmadwilger June 6, 2015
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Twonky

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When you drink alcohol and start feeling special, like your the only girl in the room. Synonymous with intoxicated or drunk.
Grab a beer and let's get twonky.
by Jbgettingtwonky July 20, 2018
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Twinky Text

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A Text Message in which Samurri will never know the meaning of.
Hannah: I just Twinky texted Ceasar!
Jeff:Wtf is a Twinky Text??
Hannah: well wouldnt You like to know!(;
by twinkytexter November 18, 2010
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twanny wan

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Something said by one who does not know nine plus ten.
What is nine plus ten? "TWANNY WAN!"
by RadiDefines March 31, 2015
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