twaddle

1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007

Ineffable Twaddle

A great deal of nonsense

God, what he was saying was just a bunch of ineffable twaddle. I can't even figure out what he meant!

by Alice Richie July 12, 2015

Douche twaddle

Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.

When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.

by Drifixit March 15, 2019

Twaddle

a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"

by MDG August 2, 2004

twaddle

The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.

I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.

by hcracker April 30, 2003

Twiddledeefuck

A word that is used when a parent comes home to their son/daughter hot boxing their house with dank marijuana and a group of friends.

Why the fuck are smoking pot in my house you twiddledeefuck!?

by Centipead11 October 20, 2010

Twaddle

To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box

last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it.

by CasaSlice August 25, 2011