Tursty

It's when you need to go to the bathroom but the toilet seat is rusted so your gonna get Tetnis because you didn't get your tetnis shot

Don't go to the bathroom when your tursty

by jdesert05 May 19, 2017

Tursty

A word that Mario uses to say he wants a drink in the game Mario Teaches Typing.

"Imma tursty! You got anyting to drinkie?" -Mario's floating head

by oOXahrasOo August 6, 2008

turdstick

a shit log

i just let a huge sturdstick loose. i hope it didnt clog the toilet.

by hairymonkey July 20, 2003

Tursty

When your thirsty and have to go to the bathroom

He's really tursty right now.

by Evader11 May 19, 2017

turdstile

Similar to the mechanical device that people pass through one at a time at train stations etc, a turdstile is someone who constantly chat shit and makes up bullshit things, slinging them out one after the other.

"christ but Debbie is such a turdstile!"

by kazherine March 20, 2020

turdsterstudell

The act of ejaculating on a freshly produced piece of feces.

I just took a shit and it felt so good I decided to make a quick turdsterstudell while I was there.

by Gooddaytoyousir June 28, 2024