turdsty 

Another way of saying 'thirsty'.

I'm so turdsty, I could drink my own urine.

turdsty by cuckingfookies December 15, 2007

turdstring 

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

turdstring by jonesberger October 6, 2018

turdstile 

The anus. It is also know as the butthole, fecal dispenser, cigar cutter, the moist, poop chute, crap cooker, colon, fartbox, shit lips, sphincter, ol' crusty, etc.

Dude, I have to pass a loaf so bad that I can hear it. If I don't get to the toilet soon it will slide past the turdstile.

turdstile by JEUNT December 4, 2010

turnstyle 

Someone who changes their fashion sense drastically, usually over a summer.

"Mark was a full on goth in gr.9 but once that H&M openned he became a total Metro. What a turnstyle."

turnstyle by mo-yo December 28, 2006

turdstabber 

any dude who has anal sex

gimme back my cd you fuckin turdstabber

turdstabber by badger boy 5-0 June 14, 2007

turdster 

A prankster who throws a turd into a discussion. Superficially, they are just another participant. But in reality, they are less interested in persuading others than in making a splash.

The back and forth in the comment section was going well, until that snickering turdster joined in.

turdster by Reverend Bat Boy November 15, 2013

turdstand 

A
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the [water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.

"I had to wipe all day after that turdstand" or "I had to wipe my balls because of that turdstand".

turdstand by poomaster banks May 24, 2007