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turducken

1. A dish comprising a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

2. To put more meaning into something than can reasonably be expected or intended.
1. "Why have a turkey for Thanksgiving when you can have turducken?"

2. Me1: I hope this isn't the winter of Tovar's discontent
Me2: How would we know?
Me1: You know, anger-flakes falling from the sky, grumble-powder all over the ground, the thermometer frigid with annoyance.
Me2: Words fail me at expressing how awfully you've expanded on that metaphor.
Me1: I know what you mean. I turduckened it.
Me2: You what? Wait, I don't want to know.
Me1: I stretched it unnaturally in order to stuff all sorts of random crap in it.
Me2: Please stop.
by SongMonk October 26, 2006
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Turblunken

As a guy sits on the toilet taking a crap, his girlfriend is performing oral sex on him.
I was taking a duce and my chick gave me a Turblunken!
by Mikesrage7 August 29, 2010
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Turducken

sexual relations with three different women, usually of three different races, nationalities and/or hair colors, in the same twenty-four hour period
Steve pulled off a turducken last Saturday in the international dorm.

After yesterday's turducken, I'm pretty worn out.
by Touch Down May 1, 2014
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turduckenham

turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken stuffed with ham
turduckenham is delicious! DONT DOUBT ME!
by sir Khanre April 19, 2007
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Brazilian Turducken

Is a slang term used for a 4some involving 3 men and a women in which her pussy, ass, and mouth are all filled or "stuffed" with the guys dicks.

Can be performed either with the girl riding one dick, while another guy enters her ass from behind, while she's blowing the 3rd guy or can be performed with the girl in a Reverse Cowgirl with one dick in her ass and another in her pussy, while she blows the 3rd guy.
Bro, what a crazy night last night!! Me and my two other boys met this drunk freak at the bar and went back to her place to fed her some Brazilian Turducken!!
by Mr. Brazilian Turducken January 16, 2012
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Turdunkin

When one dunks their tongue inside anothers anus.
He went turdunkin last night!
by Turdunkinhinds October 31, 2013
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Turducken

Turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken.
When it explodes it goes "Kurfucken!"
He died while experimenting with Turducken, it blew up right in his face.
by Dangerous T and Karl May 13, 2008
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