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Trumpelstiltskin 

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.
The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.
That racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic or any combination of those uncle that you didn't want to see during the holidays.

Note: this can be interchanged for cousins, aunts, grandparents etc.
My trumple started a fight with me so I made a contribution in his name to the Southern Poverty Law Center.
Trumple by CaitiMI November 24, 2016
The act of presenting a prejudiced opinion with mindless swagger.

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Boy, that Mussolini knew how to trumple an opponent.
trumple by gnostic3 July 30, 2016

trumpiest 

The most intelligent, most well-endowed, wealthiest, most clever and most powerful person , ever.
Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.
trumpiest by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017

Trumpesty 

The absurdity of having Trump in charge during a crisis.
The non-existent early response to the Covid-19 pandemic and the systematic dismantling or underfunding of agencies with the power to respond appropriately is a trumpesty of public health. What a tragedy!

This current government is a trumpesty.
Trumpesty by Surveillancegirl March 21, 2020

Trumpies 

An STD only transmitted through intercourse with a trump supporter
"I fucked a solid 10 last night, but I didn't realize until the next morning, when I was sober enough to read her shirt, that she gave me trumpies
Trumpies by xFrostyVII July 20, 2016