Trumpet Fart

A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.

Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.

With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.

"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"

"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"

"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"

by nihn75 November 5, 2011

trumpiest

The most intelligent, most well-endowed, wealthiest, most clever and most powerful person , ever.

Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017

Trumpet Handshake

The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."

P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.

by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012

Trumpesty

The absurdity of having Trump in charge during a crisis.

The non-existent early response to the Covid-19 pandemic and the systematic dismantling or underfunding of agencies with the power to respond appropriately is a trumpesty of public health. What a tragedy!

This current government is a trumpesty.

by Surveillancegirl March 21, 2020

Trumpeteer

A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.

Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.

by TMTInc. November 28, 2018

Croman Trumpet

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.

"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

by Hobbits like Mushroom Soup February 20, 2009

Trumpestuous

1) The drama and chaos surrounding the Donald Trump Presidential campaign. All political traditions have been thrown out the window with his presidential candidacy.
2) Political campaigns that are as unpredictable and drama-filled as the Trump Presidential campaign. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, The Apprentice, make America great again, Trump army, Trumped up, Trump speak

The chaos and drama surrounding the corporate merger resembled a Trump campaign. It was very Trumpestuous.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016