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charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
by Jim July 19, 2004
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Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake

other way of saying masturbate or jack off
Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.
by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009
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Trouser Snake Charmer

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.
Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)
by Uncle Dimma October 29, 2017
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artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.
You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.
by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011
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Double Headed Trouser Snake

Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!
by huge caaak March 20, 2010
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Trouser Snake

by Jbob April 27, 2003
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