train wreck

VERY ugly woman.

Dude, was she a wreck?
Worse, she was a train wreck.

by Stevo August 29, 2003

train wreck

When 2 or more men successfully run a train (have sex) on a woman one after the other.

She'd be a fucking train wreck!

by D. Cosman December 7, 2006

train wreck

An online discussion thread that gets out of control. It often splits into conflict and an off-topic discussion. Like a train wreck, it 'moves quickly' because people are posting faster than they are reading the responses.

That Yahoo news forum on Dubya is such a train wreck. People are yelling and talking about terrorists. I can't keep up with it.

by hobrarian January 18, 2009

train wreck

the result of beginning to drink quarter drafts at 7 p.m., behaving in a beastly manners and not returning home until the sun has risen once again.

I drank quarter drafts for like twelve straight hours, i was such a train wreck the next day.

by ctown February 2, 2003

train wreck

A disastrous loss of train of thought while in an intoxicated state.

Scott: Hey guys! Hey guys! Hey guys! .... FUCK i forgot!
Alex: Bro... you just had a fucking train wreck

by AlexZzz December 7, 2006

train wreck

A slow but sure halt ending in confusion, especially in music.

The train wreck was probably caused by one of the trombones not noticing the the time signature change.

by Reuel Titus October 20, 2003

Train wreck

During vigorous sex, a trainwreck occurs when the penis slips out and hits the taint, causing a sudden painful bend.

I ended up in the emergency room with a broken dick after last night's train wreck.

by Mouthy Broadcast May 15, 2016