Touched by an angel

verb: To be retarded. Or have that special twinkle in their eye. Down's twinkle. A person who is ratchet and nasty.

Girl, that boy looks funny and says dumb shit. I think they were touched by an angel

by Samantha Porter May 30, 2017

mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.

Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.

by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008

touched

“touched” is a metaphor for being stabbed.

How many times have I touched them kids, the whole opp blocks been molested?

by thewholeoppblock February 25, 2020

touched roads

After serving time in jail or prison and you are finally released.

Man 1: Yo my nigga just touched roads

Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for

Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse

Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in

by TorontoGs April 11, 2018

touched

someone who's just a little extra f*$ked up in a very wierd/almost non-tolerable sort of way.

Many people thought the works of Picasso, Van Gogh and Igor Stravinsky were touched because they grasped concepts that were very hard to understand for their time.

by planarianzero February 22, 2003

touched

to be recognised by God (or some other higher being) as significant

I was born to raise hell, a nigga from the gutta
Word to mother, I'm touched

by hendope December 13, 2018

you touched it

A saying created by a fat pedofile dyke that is equivalent to finger banged.

Old Dyke: "Liar!! you touched it last time!"

by bipolardyke March 6, 2008