torkeling

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."

She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.

by Luke64 July 24, 2008

torrerist

One who hogs shared internet bandwidth by downloading torrents.

Jack has become a torrerist by downloading 10 movie torrents everyday while the others struggle to load up sites.

by echo77 October 20, 2008

tookerjob

The act of taking one's job from them most often by a foreigner.

They tookerjob!

by angusshangus February 22, 2013

Toker

1. An educated cannabis smoker who knows about the various types and strains of the glorious herb, and their effects on the human body; including medicinal uses.
2. Someone who does not like to be refered to as a pothead or stoner, for they know far more than the average smoker and feel that he or she deserves a more fitting title than that of someone, who when brought to the attention that there are many different strains says, "Weed is weed!".
3. Someone who always has really good herb because they know what to get when making a purchase.

"I'm not a pothead, I'm a Toker; for a Toker...is an educated smoker."

"Oh no, Timmy doesnt fuck around; he's definately a Toker"

by Sirus2008 January 13, 2009

Torkel Moment

Torkel moment

Noun

Any image, gif, or video that contains the words “Torkel” and/or “moment”. The first ever Torkel moment was an image of ugandan knuckles and “TORKEL MOMENT”. Who is Torkel? Some random guy on discord.

Joe: James just did a backflip!
Yuri: Wow thats such a Torkel Moment!

by Torkelz September 24, 2020

Tik Toker

Braindead incels that have no idea what other people are thinking, but they think they do.

The only thing dumber than a Tik Toker is someone who thinks tik tok is good

Person 1: did josh just say 9/11 was an inside job?
Person 2: yeah, he must be a Tik Toker

by I hate all people. December 14, 2019

Tokerface

The attitude you have when you try to act straight in front of your parents when you are high as shit.

I played it cool and put on my tokerface so my parents wouldn't think i was high.

by Benf1026 February 19, 2011