Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Get the Salmon Toupee mug.When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth
Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."
by Matt Markel May 21, 2008
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by darrenoia July 2, 2009
Get the Toupeedar mug.A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.
No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?
I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
by Talmanes December 9, 2008
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Get the Wind Toupee mug.Tony: Nate, I'm about to blow
Nate: Shit Ton, dont do it
(Ton blows a load on Nate's arm)
Drew: Hahahaha dude you just got a tonpettenati
Nate: Shit Ton, dont do it
(Ton blows a load on Nate's arm)
Drew: Hahahaha dude you just got a tonpettenati
by Bitsindahouse October 21, 2009
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by dothead July 27, 2012
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