darrenoia's definitions

Toynado

Apocalyptic living room clutter created by children carelessly leaving their things scattered all around.

We weren't expecting you until tomorrow! Sorry for the toynado. Just step around the Legos.

by darrenoia May 12, 2016

Toupeedar

The ability to tell when somebody is wearing a toupee.

"I had no idea Ted Danson was going bald. I have the worst toupeedar."

by darrenoia July 2, 2009