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wash my damn towels

The appropriate reaction to a hotel service when they serve meat and run the air-conditioning yet are concerned for the environment and thus expect you to 'please reuse your towels'.
Hahaha! Yeah right! Hey- how about you... WASH MY DAMN TOWELS!
by Magnanimity May 8, 2016
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wet towels

A phrase originating in the online Steam community, most notably Team Fortress 2. It is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the English language which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pronoun, a cardinal number, and two words.
Grimson: lol, that gun is Wet Towels! (Adjective)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
by Nuckpang March 22, 2008
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towelstheferret

A absolute god in multiplayer and known for carrying the team in almost everything he does and has the greatest laugh you’ve ever heard. Some compare it to a puppy squealing or dolphins performing intercourse. Imitating his laugh is punishable by death in Indonesia and is known to cause brain aneurysms.
Jordan: *laughs*
Anybody: He’s TowelsTheFerret-ing!
Jordan: *keeps laughing*
Anybody: He sounds like a (insert animal here)
by EmperorWaffs March 19, 2019
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poopy towels

When you're on vaction in Disney Land, and people who are too fat get out the shower, and whipe their poopy asses with the clean towel, and then hang the towel up like a display for the next person to see.
Damn man...Ashley, and her mom left up some poopy towels. Thats redonkulous.
by Bubb Rubbbbbbbbb July 8, 2006
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todes

To constantly on the field of battle exclaim "I cant believe how accurate they are"
TEATossed Salad <killed LAW> TEA Todes Angst

Todes " I cant believe how acurate that guy is"
by Tossed Salad May 13, 2005
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Todes

"Let's have another beer."
"Todes."
by Gar & Liane January 20, 2008
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damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)
'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'
by batman March 19, 2005
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