The appropriate reaction to a hotel service when they serve meat and run the air-conditioning yet are concerned for the environment and thus expect you to 'please reuse your towels'.
by Magnanimity May 8, 2016
Get the wash my damn towels mug.A phrase originating in the online Steam community, most notably Team Fortress 2. It is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the English language which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pronoun, a cardinal number, and two words.
Grimson: lol, that gun is Wet Towels! (Adjective)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
by Nuckpang March 22, 2008
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A absolute god in multiplayer and known for carrying the team in almost everything he does and has the greatest laugh you’ve ever heard. Some compare it to a puppy squealing or dolphins performing intercourse. Imitating his laugh is punishable by death in Indonesia and is known to cause brain aneurysms.
Jordan: *laughs*
Anybody: He’s TowelsTheFerret-ing!
Jordan: *keeps laughing*
Anybody: He sounds like a (insert animal here)
Anybody: He’s TowelsTheFerret-ing!
Jordan: *keeps laughing*
Anybody: He sounds like a (insert animal here)
by EmperorWaffs March 19, 2019
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'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'
'dude! fuck yeah!'
'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'
'dude! fuck yeah!'
by batman March 19, 2005
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