thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Hand Grenade or the most powerful zord from Power Rangers, it should only be used in times of extreme need

Man: Larry, your home just burned down, and the arsonist fucked your wife
Larry: THUNDERCUNT!!!!
Universe: Shatters a little bit, shaken to its very core

by Steve M C June 11, 2006

Alaskan thunderfuck

Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached

I Alaskan thunderfucked this bad ass chick the other day

by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017

Thunderful

Something wonderful...but with added norse grimness.
Note: Only for the tru kvlt black met'lers.

Abbath: "How are you, Attila?"
Attila: "ERRGHGHHGH!!! FUCKING THUNDERFUL-UHHH!"
Abbath: "YEAH!!!"

by Goulash Crompton February 13, 2008

thunderation!

A variant on “What in tarnation?” which itself was a lightening-up of the word “damnation,” “thunderation” was popular in the United States back in the 1830’s and 40’s. It’s time for it to come back.

Thunderation! Who the hell tried to flush a roll of Scottowels down the loo again?!?

by Telephony May 28, 2018

ThunderFuckMcPickupTruck

Where children are raped

"My son was taken by that thunderfuckmcpickuptruck, what a thundercuntasaurus rex

by Kangarookicker69 June 16, 2020

Thunderbucket

When one is afflicted by food poisoning or 'the shits', and you are confined to staying on the toilet producing inhuman quantities of faecal matter for up to several days.
I.E. "Ride the thunderbucket"

"Something in that burrito didn't go down well... had to ride the Thunderbucket all night last night!"

"If I eat that i'll definatly have to ride the thunderbucket."

by wordsandthings September 4, 2011

thunderdump

The act of defecation, where the person has been waiting for a long time and the result is an inordinately large and powerful session on the crapper. It could possibly break the bowl.

"Jeez Jonny. I just took a thunderdump. They'll hear that in china."

"That thunderdump ruptured something inside I tell ya mate."

by Halit November 26, 2007