thumbpacking

The act of pushing a soft penis in to a vagina with the aid of ones thumb.

Friend 1: Did you have sex with Sarah last night?

Friend 2: I couldn't get my dick hard so I had to give Thumbpacking a go.

by Thumbpacksman April 20, 2017

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

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the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

Thumbsucker

An adult who whines about very trivial things. Making them appear childish.

A woman sitting at a traffic light, behind a car displaying a non-Christian Evolve Fish emblem, yelled unchristian obscenities to the driver.
The passenger in the car next to her rolled down his window, and calmly asked? "Do you realize how childish your behaving?"
At this she screamed more angry obscenities.
The passenger calmly waited for her to calm down, and as if speaking to a child, said. "Where's your mommy? Thumbsucker."

by Chat Noir May 24, 2008

thumbtack

Sexual Position. The man sits in a chair and the girl sits on his erect penis. Kind of like how you would put a thumbtack on your teachers chair so that they would sit on it.

"Dude did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yea, I thumbtacked her."

by Rocker2791 February 9, 2009

arizona thumbsicle

Whilst having intercourse from behind (usually doggy style) the act of inserting a thumb in your partners rectum, then proceding to take it out and suck on it.

Cody : I was fuckin this chick hard doggy last night and I had the best arizona thumbsicle of my life

Taylor: You're a sick fuck. But I dig it!

by Up and in April 22, 2009