throne surfing

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

by bjergen June 25, 2010

Ruby throne

the sexual act of facesitting during one's menstrual period .

Josh: Hey dude how was your date with Nikki last night?
Tom: it was awesome man, i got a ruby throne and a footjob.

by Jackie rose July 16, 2019

Sore Throat

Literally the worst fucking pain you can feel on the planet, other than headaches, I'm pretty sure you'd rather die than have this literal shithole of a feeling.

Guy 1: Bro, my throat hurts.
Guy 2: It's called a sore throat, the worst fucking thing ever, dude.

by IssYeBoi January 22, 2018

Throat Goat

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.

Friend: why do you still talk to that girl?
Me: because shes the throat goat..

by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 25, 2019

turkey throat

A word to describe an empty ball sack.

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."

by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014

Game of Thrones

Porn + Lord of the Rings + The Walking Dead

"Dude that guy just got laid and then killed by ice zombies with swords! What the fuck is this!"
"It's Game of Thrones dude, just go with it."

by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016

on the throne

Slang for 'on the toilet'

Sorry I didn't reply to your 200 messages/buzzes on Yahoo messenger, I was on the throne.

by Nonflyingfarang January 11, 2008