carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

threads

n. fancy clothes

hey, don't touch the threads

by reptiles October 4, 2002

Monk's Wool Threads

Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.

Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014

thredders

A word used within the british army for when you are 'fed up' or annoyed with something.

(during an 8 mile run) i am thredders with this run!

by jababy April 29, 2009

Treader

a push bike , a bicycle ...

as kids in sunny scunny North Lincolnshire ,England, we used to say to friends , lend me your treader ... meaning lean me your bike .... you TREAD on the peddles to make it go ... hence TREADER ... lol

by S.S.Yellowbelly :P December 16, 2010

Single-threaded

Describing a state where a person's brain can't process information quickly. This is not to say that they are outright stupid, just slower than average. Origin comes from field of computing where threads represent units of processing in a system capable of concurrent processing.

How single-threaded was Brian in that meeting today? He was not keeping up at all.

Totally. Anthony was much better - across everything that was going on. He's one multi-threaded mo-fo.

by Biggus Wheelus May 9, 2011

Crossed Threads

Once just generally meaning confused thoughts but now used to mean when two or more people are talking in an internet chatroom and get two different subjects confused together.

WiL> Have you got it yet?
Tony> I got summat well kewl other day!
WiL> Oh?
Tony> Ill look, BRB...
WiL> Sent it ages ago!
Tony> Its well kewl, a mate sent it 2 me! :D
WiL> He did!? Hang on, weve got Crossed Threads, mate, R U on about the mail I sent U or this other thing?

by ..WiL May 19, 2005