A sexual act of putting the three innermost fingers together while the pinky and thumb spread apart from "The Spear", then spear the girl right in her vageesh. Or butthole. Your preference.
by Rectalrocketbike October 17, 2011
Get the Thornton Spearmug. Thornton Academy is a semi-private school residing in Saco, Maine. It has the impression of a prestigious school however it is full of lazy asses, slutty underclassmen, teachers who are more concerned with their humor than their teaching and a headmaster who was in the civil war.
by Jane Trembulsmithfathead December 9, 2008
Get the thornton academymug. The talented drummer from the amazing metalcore band Woe, Is me. He's made up of 100% sex, and has the best hair ever known to man. His hometown is Atlanta, Georgia.
fan 1: so you saw Woe, Is Me last night?
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!
by austinwim August 7, 2011
Get the Austin Thorntonmug. The semi-private high school in Saco, Maine that has recently expanded to include junior high grades as well. Thornton Academy provides schooling for neighboring towns as well; Dayton and Arundel as well. Out of town citizens can pay for their children to attend Thornton Academy. The school offers many amenities that a public school cannot. Also, because they are private, they have more funding from tuitions for athletics and arts.
by deanna03801 March 17, 2009
Get the thornton academymug. A small, gay area of downtown Orlando. Most of the people there are flamboyant and can be found on Washington Street sipping mimosas and walking their small dogs. Previously known as "Snortin Park," many of the people who frequent the bars in this neighborhood are grown adults who spend all day serving hamburgers and beer, and spend all night blowing the small amount of money they make on booze and cocaine. Don't let this area fool you, it is very liberal but very clique-y and high school-ish. Most of the residents are gay, or have completely failed at life. Or both.
Hey man, I think I'm gonna go down to Burton's in Thornton Park tonight.
-Why? To bang an overweight girl who smells like bbq food, or to bang an overweight girl who smells like hamburgers?
No, no, I'm going there to bang an aging, alcoholic homosexual this time.
-Why? To bang an overweight girl who smells like bbq food, or to bang an overweight girl who smells like hamburgers?
No, no, I'm going there to bang an aging, alcoholic homosexual this time.
by ashevillesfinest September 14, 2010
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