testosterrific

Anything which has enormous amounts of the qualities, such as violence, machoism and nudity, which appeal to the stereotypical man.

God of War is a testosterrific video game because all the women have no clothes and everything else bleeds more blood than their body could possible contain.

by TheyWontLetMeBeM July 25, 2007

Testosterdrone

A guy who does no work, no job, no hobbies, no personality (probably in love with himself) but still gets WAP for free.

That dude plays video games all day and fucks his insta-girl, what a testosterdrone....

by SodaFountain March 20, 2021

Testosterbros

A group of male junior athletes (eg college hockey players) that talk loudly amongst themselves.

I went to get a sandwich and the testosterbros were high fiving themselves when they got their chocolate milk to come out their noses.

by Robo the contributor June 17, 2024

Testostertrouble

Problems surrounding men's occasional inability to understand the emotional needs of those around them. This is similar to selective hearing, but is broader to cover more issues.

I am having some testostertrouble wiith my husband because he won't hug me when he sees me crying. I am having testostertrouble, too, because my boyfriend won't pick up his socks when I ask him to.

by Khaldelia August 17, 2016

Testosterphobia

n. unreasonable fear of, or gender-based animus or bias towards men.

The media today drip testosterphobia.

by TartanMarine May 8, 2010

testosterretard

A male rendered stupid by his hormones (sexual or aggressive), whether temporarily or long-term.

Hey look, Mitch is trying to impress Amy by baiting our neighbors' rottweiler. What a testosterretard.

by seraphTuck July 10, 2014

testosterzone

The place a guy goes when having a "discussion" with someone with whom he disagrees. Also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.

Wife to a friend about her hubby's argument with a neighbor : "No, I can't get him to just drop it, he's in the testosterzone!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"

by cattybee June 29, 2015