Ass-tella

The state of the ass fecal matter devoloped around the anus after anal penetration

I gave Tyrone some of my Ass-tella last night.

by Spunk-Munkee September 22, 2016

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011

Tella

A beautiful short girl, resembling Tinkerbell. She has a great sense of humor, but Tellas seem to fall up stairs at an alarming rate.

You see that Tella there? She just fell up some stairs, the silly girl.

by Brandonnnnnnnnnnnn February 5, 2009

Tillamook

a green furry vicious and dangerous animal that will kill you without even thinking about it.

"hey bob watsup?"
"shut up larry!! im being hunted by a tillamook!!"
"oh shit! can i help?
"no get lost, it will smell youre axe deodorant!"
"ok man im out" *gets mauled by tillamook*

by harvey von guggenheim December 27, 2008

Tellum

A conjunction of Tell and them. Used by lazy fucks that jam words together

Why dunt you go tellum yer self.

by RadioWarsaw December 23, 2014

Tellabitchshebettabelievemane

You tellin a bitch she betta believe

We rollin up in the store tellabitchshebettabelievemane

by ChiefKeefsDraco March 20, 2021

Telkamp

To suck one’s own dick.

I walked into my room to see my Roomate giving himself a Telkamp

by Joemama0441 October 25, 2023