tone tags

tone tags are being used all around social media (or maybe it's just my social media, who knows). tone tags help neurodivergent people and people who have trouble conveying the tone of a message over text. you can add these to the end of your sentences to indicate the mood or idea of it. they might seem weird, but it prevents distress from not getting the mood of a message.
/j = joking
/hj = half joking
/s or /sarc = sarcastic / sarcasm
/srs = serious
/lh = light hearted
/ij = inside joke
/t = teasing
/nm = not mad
/nbh = nobody here
/nay = not at you
/g or /gen = genuine / genuine question
/th = threat
/cb = clickbait
/f = fake
/q = quote
/l or /ly = lyrics
/c = copypasta
/m = metaphor / metaphorically
/li = literal / literally
/rt or /rh = rhetorical question
/hyp = hyperbole
/p = platonic
/r = romantic
/sx or /x = s*xual intent
/nsx or /ns = non-s*xual intent
/pc or /pos = positive connotation
/nc or /neg = negative connotation

"lol ur such a loser i cant believe you like jessica smh 🙄 /j /s"
"thanks for using tone tags! i would've stopped being friends with you if you were to not indicate the sarcasm!"

by ben's mop October 29, 2020

It will end in tears

A statement made out of sheer bitterness in order to mock the happiness of others because you are unable to achieve such.

Look at Segun's relationship, they look so happy but it will end in tears

by Therealsam046 September 5, 2019

tEasco

tEasco means a very cool person
Originated from a spelling mistake and evolved into a compliment
MUST be spelt with a little t and a capital E

Person 1: 'OMG is that Leah?!'
Person 2: 'OMG yes!!'
Person 1: 'She's so popular! What a tEasco!'

by theoriginaltEasco October 6, 2012

Cockadile Tears

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying

She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face

by Balbal69 May 14, 2020

Microsoft Teams

The most glitchy app used for distance learning for the COVID-19 Pandemic. Has broken an uncountable amount of students hearts and is guaranteed to not let at least one person in a meeting for every class meeting that exists.

Student- WTF?! I turned in my final but it doesn't show up on Microsoft Teams?!

Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...

Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?

Teacher- Um, no, of course not

by MansoM November 5, 2020

tommo the tease

the stripper name Harry Styles gave Louis Tomlinson 😉

"He is Tommo The Tease"

by aurbandictionaryaccount November 12, 2020

Teasery

The term used when referring to an implied act of seducing in a playful, round-about way.

As an accusation: "There you go with the teasery. Spelling ...I don't know I just made it up"

As a response: "What teasery? Great word by the way...let's add it to the Urban Dictionary!"

by T and E January 4, 2011