Taintsicle

A TAINTSICLE is when you stick your icy cold big toe between someone's balls/vagina and thier asshole. You are giving them a taintsicle.

Mark is sleeping so peacefully. I should wake him with a quick taintsicle job.

by Taintsicler December 17, 2008

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Tasticles

to be very tactical in a very manly way

I play Halo 3 at 4 in the morning with massive tasticles

by FallenJesus December 17, 2008

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Taintsicles

When doing an outdoor activity during the winter months, the loins begin to sweat. The dynamic duo then creates a “taintsicle”.

Dude, we have practice outside today? I’ll get ready to pick my taintsicles.

by Koz Daddy October 18, 2020

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Lower part of a woman’s butt cheek that is visible even from the front and can mostly be seen when looked at a pair of naked-thighs or through a thigh gap in short shorts

Unlike testicles, twinticles are adorable and are identical twins but may not stick together at all times.

Bro you're not gonna believe, she has the most amazing twinticles you'll ever see.

I’m going straight for her twinticles as soon as I have her thigh-permission.

by UrbanNoel November 4, 2022

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taintsicle

This word is largely undefinable, but here are possible usages for it...

1. An exclamation of good happenings. A celebratory word along the lines of "tight" or "fuck yeah"...

2. A declaration of crappy circumstances. A word used following a disappointing turn of events similar to "damn" or "this sucks"...

3. Icicles forming beneath the taint forming as the result of extreme cold.

"I hooked up with a hottie last night! Taintsicle yeah!"

"I hooked up with an ugly ho last night! Ah taintsicle!"

"It's so freaking cold out that GD taintsicles are forming beneath my taint!"

by Joey Taintsalot December 12, 2009

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